How to Piss in Public (35 page)

Meeting Bill Maher for the first time on his show. (2000)

New York Post
article where Shane was a British soccer hooligan, I was a skinhead, and Suroosh was a recent hate crime victim holding a bloody bandage on his head. (2002)

Partying in Tokyo during the launch of Vice Japan. (2004)

From left to right:
Markus, Blake, and Dogboy doing keg stands at my stag. (2005)

From left to right:
Me, Trace’s brother, Blake, Markus, my dad, and Pinky dressed as klansmen at the denouement of my stag. (2005)

We went on a tour of Europe for our honeymoon. This was in Genova, Italy. (2005)

Me streaking through the Vice office. (2006)

Getting knocked out by a professional MMA fighter while shooting a pilot called
The Immersionist
. It got canned and I ended up in the hospital. (2008)

Signing the various contracts needed to sell my
Vice
shares. We re-created a famous photo of the Sex Pistols signing to A&M outside Buckingham Palace back in 1977. I played Steve Jones (signing), Sharky was Paul Cook, Pinky was Sid Vicious, and various Street Carnage staffers played the rest. (2008)

With my kids in England at Dial House, visiting the founders of
Crass.
(2009)

Onstage with Sebastian, representing Rooster NYC at a marketing seminar. Here I’m explaining our “How to Piss in Public” ad and showing attendees how to urinate under a car. (2011)

Wearing Pinky’s
WATCHOO TALKIN’ BOUT MONDAYS?!
Garfield Coleman shirt on Fox News with my homegirl Ann Coulter. (2011)

A puking view of my tattoos today. I may have overdone it. (2011)
Photo: Chelsea Skidmore

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