Redneck Tale - Naughty Shorts (3 page)

I supposed that meant, do you have a
fuck partner for the night. I know a come-on when I hear one. “No,
no date,” I replied and sized him up. He was about my age, nice and
lean, with thick biceps and a muscular chest. His face was perhaps
his most redeeming quality. He possessed light blue eyes, dark
hair, and plump lips, perfect for kissing. His smile was cute and
heart stopping, causing my stomach to flutter just a little. I cast
my gaze downward, wondering about his hardware, because all women
with sights set on a one-night stand don’t want to pick a Tiny
Timmy. Sure, that’s kind of slutty to say, but what woman wants to
waste her time and night with a small prick?

Luke chuckled, apparently knowing what
I was doing. “City girl, I’ll put your city boys to
shame.”

Oooh. I felt a quiver of excitement
between my legs. A man with confidence was a real
turn-on.

“
If I’m not big enough, my
buddy Joe here can more than please any needy cunt.”

“
Mouthy and cocky?” I asked
and glanced toward the guy he called Joe. I studied my nails as if
bored. “I don’t know. City boys are more refined, and generous when
it comes to sex. I doubt two country hicks could please me even if
they wanted to.”

Luke raised a brow and jabbed Joe in
the ribs. “City girl has no idea how country hicks roll. I reckon
we ought to show her.”

Joe grinned and stuffed his hands in
his pockets. “I’m thinking a city girl couldn’t take two fine
gentleman such ourselves. We might be better to set our sights on
Jessica. She can suck a cock.”

Jessica? As in Jessica the bridesmaid?
Jessica, dumber in the trio? No, country hicks or not, these two
weren’t going to dump me for white trash tramp stamp Jessica.
“Fine.” I grinned. “They didn’t call me Vacuum Vicky in college for
nothing.”

With that said, I walked away, put on
my best smile, and cut in line for the keg. Don’t ask me where I
came up with Vacuum Vicky. I was just yanking their dicks with
that. A girl dressed for prom during hunting season had to find fun
where she could.

Fresh beer in hand, I mingled here and
there, introducing myself to kin I hadn’t seen since I was a kid.
The band played old rock and the beer was cold. The only complaint
I had was the damn mosquitoes that seemed to enjoy my brand of
blood the best. A fabulous buzz settled in my brain and as funny as
it sounds, I was really beginning to enjoy myself. Sure, my hair
was flat and makeup smeared, but the temp had cooled, and lightning
bugs were out in droves. Uncle Jimmy’s flood lights lit up the dark
woods and everyone was having a great time.

Just about the time I was getting my
groove on to a really good tune, Luke and Joe joined me. I smiled,
knowing damn well the last thing I said to them had stuck in their
minds. I had no intention of sucking their sweaty dicks; after all,
the heat had been such I knew they had sweated down there. Hell to
the no on that. I was, however, in for a good romp.

“
Vicky, Vicky, you’re so
fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind, hey Vicky,” Luke said in a
sing-song voice and chuckled in my ear. He pulled me to him and
brushed his hard cock against my ass.

Judging by the hardware he pressed to
me, my interest piqued, and I smiled, retaliating by rubbing him
while I danced. “A city girl is too much for a county hick.
Everyone knows that,” I teased. Part of getting what I wanted
depended on how I worked the guy up. In this case, I wanted a hard
and rough fucking, so kicking his ego around was my best
ploy.

“
Baby, my dick is so big
you couldn’t handle it anyway,” he replied and grabbed my hips,
grinding against my ass.

“
It doesn’t matter how big
the tool. What matters is if the man can use it,” I continued,
rubbing him with more friction, and noticed he became thicker,
harder.

“
You’re a mouthy bitch. I
like that in a woman,” Luke said and forced me to turn around. “You
ain't ever been fucked properly until you’ve been fucked by me and
Joe.”

Joe pressed against my backside and
growled in my ear. “Put out or shut up.”

Throwing the gauntlet, that’s what Joe
had done. I accepted the challenge, partially because I was well
past a six pack, give or take two or three, and because I really
wanted to know. Could a couple of country bumpkins please me as
well as the rich guys I chased in the city? There were three things
I liked in men and they were good looks, a big dick, and money. So
far two were missing from the equation. Men always talked up their
dicks, so I couldn’t believe a word they said in that department.
And money? I doubted either had a pot to piss in or a window to
throw it out. But good looks? Yeah, they were both quite
attractive, more so than the men I'd had in the past.

Before I knew what was happening, I
was being tugged along by Luke. Joe followed behind, swatting my
ass. I didn’t worry who had noticed us leave, because more than
likely, they were all so inebriated they wouldn’t remember tomorrow
anyhow.

When we were far enough away that the
flood lights resembled pinpoints of light, Luke pressed my back to
a tree. “And here we are, city girl,” he said and nipped my bottom
lip. “Any last words before we fuck you senseless?”

My mind buzzed with a euphoric feeling
and I grinned. “Yeah. Do a good job, because I will rate your
performance.”

“
Mmm, gotta love the fire
in this one,” Joe said and shoved his hand down the front of my
dress. He tweaked my nipple and an instant rush of moisture flooded
my panties.

Luke made short work of hitching my
dress up around my hips, what little there was anyhow. “I bet
you’re wet just thinking about our cocks,” he said as he slid my
panties down to my ankles. “Joe, you won’t believe this,” he
continued and ran his hand over my bare mound. “Her pussy is silky
smooth.”

Joe’s eyes twinkled and a wicked smile
curved his lips. With his finger, he tilted my chin up. Our lips
pressed together, slow and gentle at first.

Luke circled my clit, dipping down
between my folds to gather moisture. “Fuck, yeah, she’s wet.” He
moaned and inserted his finger, giving it a wiggle.

Luke’s lips were at my ear. Heated
breaths rasped at my neck while the kiss I shared with Joe curled
my toes. Our tongues came together and immediately found a perfect
rhythm. His large hand clutched the back of my neck, pressing our
lips together a little rougher. The guy knew how to kiss and I fell
further into it, enjoying the sensual and lazy quality of
it.

Our pace was slow and easy. Luke
worked my pussy with his fingers, dipping his head down to pay
equal attention to my nipples.

I gasped and felt lightheaded. I’d
never been with two men at once. Their hands were on my skin,
strumming my cunt, my breasts, and my neck. In the background,
crickets and frogs chirped, delighting my ears with sounds I wasn’t
accustomed to. The warm night air tickled my skin. I couldn’t
remember whether I’d even had sex outdoors before.

“
You like that,
sweetheart?” Luke asked with a deep drawl. “Just wait. It gets
better.”

Joe smiled against my mouth and
brushed my cheek with his rough hand. His eyes widened, dark brown
eyes communicating lust and desire. “Turn around, city
girl.”

Luke stepped back and unfastened his
belt. He grinned as he continued on, peeling open the fly of his
jeans and revealing his thick and long cock. My mouth watered, and
I suddenly needed it anywhere he’d stick it. Joe unzipped my dress
and the tacky thing fell to my ankles, leaving me naked.

“
Not bad for a city girl,”
Joe said while easing my panties down.

After stepping out of them, Joe
reached around and cupped both my breasts in his hands. His fingers
flicked my nipples, causing them to harden. Light nips from his
teeth worked over my shoulder and to my neck. I arched against him,
loving how he touched me and built me up with the simplest of acts.
In front of me, Luke began stroking his cock while watching
us.

“
Hard and fast or slow and
gentle?” Joe asked in a husky tone, tickling my ear.

“
Hard and fast,” I replied,
my breath catching when his hand trailed down my stomach and his
fingers probed my pussy.

“
I had a feeling you’d say
that,” he rasped at my ear and forced me to bend over.

Luke came closer, his cock level with
my mouth. He brushed his knuckles over my cheek and nudged his
thick pole against my lips. I opened, tasting the salty pre-cum on
the tip. At the same time, Joe teased me, rubbing his dick at the
spot I needed him the most. I hummed, taking Luke’s cock deep into
my mouth and was rewarded with Joe’s cock impaling me.

My body trembled and I moaned loudly,
grasping Luke’s hips for support. They weren’t lying about Joe’s
size and my mind drifted into a euphoric state.

“
Damn, she’s tight,” Joe
groaned and grasped my hips, eased out and plunged back
in.

I whimpered and felt cream dribble
down my thighs. Luke’s cock muffled the noise, not that anyone
could hear us, but we could hear them. Bad to the Bone was playing,
and I thought it fitting, giving the circumstances. Old rock, a
fast and rough beat with a country twang set the mood and the pace.
Luke held my head and guided me. I worked his pole, caressing every
inch of his cock with my tongue.

“
That’s it, baby, suck that
cock.”

There was something about the sound of
their voices, their southern drawls. My heart beat faster, body
quivering with want for the two county hicks. Joe picked up his
pace, hands holding my hips, thrusting his big cock inside me. All
I could do was moan with appreciation. With each thrust our bodies
smacked together, heightening my pleasure. The sounds of sex always
got me going, and the dirtier the talk, the hornier I
became.

“
She wasn’t lying,” Luke
said between rough breaths. He held my head tighter and forced his
cock deeper into my mouth. I suppressed a gag as my mouth filled
with saliva and dribbled down Joe’s cock. Using the slick
substance, I held his cock and followed my mouth, adding a little
extra stimulation.

“
Her pussy is like a
fucking dream,” Joe added and reached around to strum my clit. His
hips came fast and hard, slamming against my ass. Every part of me
was being pushed or pulled. My boobs bounced back and forth, legs
quivering with the overwhelming attention. Starting at the moment,
I decided I’d forever be a two-man woman.

“
So good. Oh, my god!” My
body quivered and my pussy clenched tight. I was so close. My clit
began to tickle, the magical little sensation I get right before my
orgasm hits. “Harder!” I demanded before sinking my mouth around
Luke’s cock once again.

“
God damn, woman! I’m
fucking you as hard as I can!” Joe shouted and slapped my
ass.

Sweet, delicious sounds of our skin
coming together pushed me higher. Joe’s big dick filled me,
caressed my insides. I gave into my needs, pushing back, impaling
myself harder, loving the feel of his hands gripping my hips,
indulging my ears in the harmony of our pleasure.

My body tensed and a deep moan erupted
from my lips. Joe slapped my ass and I yelped as stars clouded my
vision. He pulled me up and held me around the waist, rubbing my
clit as my orgasm came in one big burst. “That’s it, baby,” he
coaxed, easing in and out. “Let it go.”

I whimpered. Warm heat trickled down
my leg, evidence of my arousal. Joe pulled out and Luke knelt
between my legs, tongue flicking out to tease my clit. I wobbled on
my feet and Joe steadied me while pinching my nipples between his
fingertips. Aftershocks rippled outward and I hummed, enjoying the
sated feeling.

Luke flashed me a grin before yanking
me from Joe’s hold. “My turn.”

Lifting me up with ease, he pushed me
against a tree, positioning his cock. He thrust inside me, cradling
my butt in his large hands. “Yeah, take this big cock into that
tight pussy.”

Rough bark from the tree scratched at
my back. Some may find that a little uncomfortable, but for me, it
had the opposite effect, and only furthered my desire. Luke kneaded
my ass, offering a deep growl of satisfaction with each upward
stroke. I held him around the waist with my legs, lifting up when
he eased out, and plunged down around his pole when he thrust
inside me.

“
Yeah, like that,” I
whimpered and clutched the tree behind my head. Sweat trickled down
my temples, my cleavage, and between our bodies. I struggled to
hold on. Our slick bodies, courtesy of the humidity, made my task a
difficult one.

“
Hold on, city,” Joe purred
in my ear and Luke pulled me away from the tree. Joe moved behind
me, his rock hard cock brushing between my cheeks.

Holy hell, he wasn’t planning on doing
what I think he was doing. Was he? Joe tickled my swollen cunt,
gathering up my cream and dragging it up to my puckered little
hole. He was! I shuddered, fearful of the act. I’d never been taken
that way. Although it scared the heck out of me, my desire and
imagination ran wild.

“
Ever had two cocks inside
you at once, honey?” Joe asked and grazed his teeth over my
shoulder.